Evolutionary Psychology has precisely the same structure as Creationism and Intelligent Design Theory: an absolutist ideology that purports to explain everything--without empirical data or support.

Take every human characteristic and assume, a priori, that it is "adaptive" and exists because it was "naturally selected." It must be this way. 

The pyramids, Aztec heart extraction, religious wars that killed millions of people (who didn't pass their genes along), disco music--evolutionary psychology as divine creation.

Stephen Pinker and Richard Dawkins worshipping at the feet of Darwin ("you're gonna have to serve somebody").